Vanish: Sharp Objects (HBO) Episode 1 review

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Sharp Objects Episode 1 review
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True Detective meets Pretty Little Lies in HBO’s Sharp Objects, an adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s first novel.

Gillian Flynn is all about peeling back the pretty veneer of things and taking a cold, nasty look at what lies beneath. Lord knows small towns have their fair share of deep darkness to mine, especially ones situated in the American Midwest and South. Bigotry is all too common, as is every Human vice. It just happens behind closed doors, behind sugary-sweet passive-agressiveness in Wind Gap, Missouri – recently the site of the murder/disappearance of two young girls. It’s a rich seam for director Jean-Marc Vallée, who’s been mining similar ore in a suburban setting on Big Little Lies.

It also happens to be the hometown of Camille Preaker (Amy Adams). We drop in on Camille while she’s dreaming – two little girls in mint-green dresses, rollerskating to a sprawling gingerbread Victorian estate on the edge of town. The two girls break in to find a woman who’s asleep, to wake her with a pinprick. Who happens to be Camille, jolting her out of sleep and into her waking reality as a reporter for the St. Louis Chronicle.

Dreams rubbing up against reality are central to “Vanish,” the first episode of the HBO 8-part mini-series.  Camille’s past is as central to the plot, if not more so, as the girls’ disappearance. She ends up being assigned the story by her boss at the Chronicle, to bring some local color to what could possibly be a serial killer case. “Could be worth a Pulitzer,” he tantalizes. “Could help you get back on your feet.”

From what, we wonder? We don’t know. It’s not hard to imagine, however. Camille’s kind of a wreck. She’s drinking vodka in nearly every scene. “Vanish” gives us an idea of why she is this way, however, beginning with the death of her sister when she was a kid as well as her complicated relationship with her mother, played with Chantilly grace by Patricia Clarkson.

This sets the scene for Wind Gap, Missouri and the chilling murder/mystery of Sharp Objects. We’re going to get into some of the nitty-gritty after the jump, so if you haven’t seen Sharp Objects episode 1, “Vanish,” yet you might want to stop reading. There may be spoilers.

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Sharp Objects Episode 1 review, “Vanish”

After much protest, Camille is sent back to her hometown of Wind Gap, Missouri to cover the story of the two missing/deceased girls. The first girl had gone missing six months previously, so the worst was being assumed in the case of Natalie Keene. Her boss (Miguel Sandoval) wants her to capture some local color and maybe get some people to open up. Camille grabs a bag full of airplane vodka bottles and hits the road for her hometown.

She clearly has a complicated relationship with the place. Most of her memories, which play out like ghostly after-images haunting the present throughout “Vanish” have a slightly sinister cast to them. They flash back to a scene of Camille finding a hunting shack in the woods, adorned in hardcore porn and weapons. She gets herself off to the memory in her dingy motel room. Camille is complex.

It is this complexity which makes the first episode of Sharp Objects such compelling viewing. It’s got a real Southern Gothic flavor. Even the secrets have secrets, it seems, in Wind Gap.

She visits the local Sheriff, Vickery (Matt Craven), who is none-too-pleased to have a big city reporter picking around the investigation. He’s rather hostile and stand-offish, giving the impression he doesn’t have many leads. “More like he’s pissed that he doesn’t have something to hide,” Camille observes. She goes to join with a local search party in the woods and runs into some old friends, including the friendly, day-drinking Jackie (Elizabeth Perkins). Almost everybody drinks as much as Camille, it seems, in her hometown. Including her uptight, controlling Mother, whom Jackie asks if she’s seen. “Not yet,” Camille replies. “I was just about to drop by.”

“I wish you would’ve called first,” is the first thing Adora Crellin (Patricia Clarkson) says after leaving Camille on the front step for an excoriatingly long time. Not exactly a warm welcome.

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Camille is plagued by bad memories of her dead sister Marian and goes out to tie on one at the local tavern.  She gets wasted on whiskey and runs into Det. Richard Willis (Chris Messina),  who she’s been bantering with in a vaguely hostile way since the search party earlier that afternoon. She also sees John Keene (Taylor John Smith), the brother of the missing girl, who’s underage but getting a pass due to grief.

Camille passes out in her car while listening to “What Is And What Should Never Be.” She awakens to an icy lecture from her mother when she gets home. “Everything you do in Wind Gap reflects back on me,” she chastises Camille, who gets a little rest before going to meet the father of a dead girl.

Ann Nash’s father is more than a little strange and defensive when she interviews him. He snaps at one of his daughters and his wife is noticeably absent. When speaking of the day of his daughter’s disappearance, he lets out some hideously acerbic slurs and a questionable attitude towards death. He’s a suspect, for sure. As is John Keene, the brother of the missing girl, who just so happens to be across the street when they find the second body.

Camille chastises a new group of roller-skating teenagers taking dolls from a memorial when a cry goes out. The second body is found, ominously propped sitting up in a window in an alleyway. Camille is one of the first on the scene.

When she finally arrives home after the ordeal, she finds out that one of the rollerskating girls was her half-sister Amma (Eliza Scanlon). Adora’s been keeping Amma locked away like a nightingale in a gilded cage since the murders, not knowing of Amma’s double life. “Mama always said you were incorrigible,” purrs Amma. “I’m incorrigible, too. She just doesn’t know it.”

We end with a harrowing flashback to Camille’s sister’s funeral when she was a kid (played by the wonderful Sophia Lillis from IT). Everyone’s got hidden depths and torments in Wind Gap, it seems. Sharp Objects punctures the membrane and lets them bleed out.

This is going to be a stellar mini-series. The setting is compelling. The cinematography is superb. The soundtrack is top-notch (even the omnipresent Led Zeppelin on Camille’s phone). The acting is what takes the orange chiffon cake, however. There’s so many strong female actors and roles in Sharp Objects it boggles the mind. Gillian Flynn is known for deconstructing women’s roles in her books, showing their blemishes and hidden, hideous sides. It’s going to be so great to watch all of these talents playing off of one another. Amy Adams is incredible, so far, playing the stoic-but-tormented role to a T.

Sharp Objects blends the dreamy, haunting surrealism of David Lynch’s small town Americana with Gillian Flynn’s gritty gaze. This town has shadows and they will most likely all be shown over the duration of the series.

Sharp Objects plays at 8 PM on Sundays on HBO

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Picnic At Hanging Rock Episode 1 Review (Amazon Studios)

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Peter Weir’s 1975 adaptation Joan Lindsay’s surreal 1967 novel Picnic At Hanging Rock is the very definition of cult classic. Or perhaps just a classic with a cult following, performing quite well in the box office, both in its native Australia as well as abroad. It also won numerous awards. It’s inspired several fashion designers, from Alexander McQueen to a Gucci print ad campaign. It’s been graced with a Criterion edition. Sofia Coppola claims it among her favorite films and its influence can be seen in both The Virgin Suicides and The Beguiled. Both serve as a useful introduction to Picnic At Hanging Rock, in all its incarnations, with its nearly-Gothic exploration of girlhood in the late Victorian age through the lens of an Australian girl’s boarding school.

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Natalie Dorner as Mrs. Appleway

For those who don’t know (or if you need a refresher), Picnic At Hanging Rock is the story of three young women who disappear in the early 1900s in a primordial wilderness called Hanging Rock. It’s based on true events. Peter Weir’s version is perhaps the penultimate ethereal 70s arthouse film, what this amazing Letterboxd list refers to as Pressed Flowers And Amethyst Glass.

So what does the new Picnic At Hanging Rock miniseries from Amazon Studios bring to the table, especially with such an iconic original? Is 2018’s Picnic At Hanging Rock a fresh take or simply another reboot, another attempt to sexify a cult classic for a CW world?

It’s not. So far, at least.

We’re going to be digging into the new Amazon streaming series, episode by episode, recapping and summarizing. We’ll offer a pithy little preview, at the top, for those simply looking for a synapsis. Detailed discussion will occur below the jump, however, so expect spoilers!

Now to Appleyard College!

Picnic At Hanging Rock Episode 1 Synopsis And Review

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We begin with an enigmatic figure, a veiled woman dressed in black, touring a sprawling estate. The woman is Mrs. Appleyard, played by the razor-sharp Natalie Dormer from Game Of Thrones, she of the winsome smirk, whom we take to be a widow.

The year is 1900. The setting is the Australian countryside outside of Melbourne. “The ass-end of the world,” thinks Mrs. Applewood to herself after purchasing the estate following a fierce-but-understated negotiation. Curiously, Mrs. Applewood’s drops her posh society accent in her inner monologues. It’s the first sense that there’s perhaps more to Mrs. Applewood than we might take at first glance.

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Natalie Dormer’s Mrs. Applewood is the first departure from both Peter Weir’s cult classic as well as Joan Lindsay’s original material. Both portray Mrs. Applewood as an older woman, hinting that she is widowed and has moved to Australia for a fresh start. 2018’s Mrs. Applewood is a young, beautiful woman who plays at being a widow, but seemingly to keep the outside world at bay. Mrs. Applewood seems to be on the run, from something.

Rather than being a victim to life’s circumstances, she seems to be creating her own.

This subtle detail makes all the difference in the world, as the story immediately speaks to both women’s agency in the year 1900 as well as their current social standing (or lack thereof.) It also gives a psychological underpinning to Mrs. Applewood’s behavior and treatment of the girls. She can at times seem cruel almost to the point of sadism. This subtext makes us wonder if she herself has been hurt and disappointed by the world and is trying to spare these young girls from making the same mistakes.

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Irma, Marion, Madeleine; courtesy of Amazon Studios

Most of Episode 1 of Picnic At Hanging Rock takes place on St. Valentine’s Day 1900, although there is some build-up to introduce us to the characters. There is a wide cast of precocious, talented young actresses, but most of the action follows the spirited Miranda Reid, played by Lily Sullivan; the glamorous socialite Irma Leopold, depicted by the resplendent Samara Weaving; and Marion Quade, played by Madeleine Madden, the only indigenous character, offering some insights into the racial politics of Australia along with the gender roles.

The slightly pitiable Sara Waybourne, portrayed by the waif-like Inez Currõ, also plays a prominent role. Sara worships Miranda Reid almost to the point of romantic love. She even recites her a lovely poem on St. Valentine’s Day.

Sara’s devotion to Miranda automatically bring some of the interpersonal relationships into focus, as the characters are pitted against one another following an unpleasant incident.

Miranda doesn’t care much for restriction. She’s a country girl, the only daughter of a prominent station owner. Her love of horses and her rebellious nature causes her to wander into the stables during an outing. A brutish stablehand tries to take advantage of her, in a particularly repugnant way. He gets what’s coming, as Miranda proves she’s no shrinking violet. She puts a pitchfork through his foot. This has consequences.

Mrs. Appleway’s particularly strict and controlling of the girls who attend her college. Amazon’s update makes it seem that she’s afraid of people looking into her affairs too much. It’s also due to the insanely rigid roles on women during the Victorian Age. A woman who’d lost her purity was almost as good as dead.

Mrs. Appleway comes upon a shaken-but-intact Miranda and helps her clean and collect herself, while also tending to the wounded stablehand. The following day would be St. Valentine’s Day, when most of the action transpires.

A good chunk of Picnic At Hanging Rock is comprised of young girls trading Valentine’s in gauzy sleepwear. If that sounds dull or boring to you, this is decidedly not the series for you. For one, it’s a feast for the eyes, from the lavish Edwardian fashion to the vintage Victorian Valentine’s, which are almost ludicrous in their ornateness. Secondly, it also offers a window into what St. Valentine’s Day means to young girls and women, which is one of the most prominent themes of the series and film. You can watch social dynamics play out as the most popular girls, Irma and Madeleine, have girls line up to offer gifts to their queen.

These rituals of girlhood and young womanhood are pivotal to both the plot of Picnic At Hanging Rock and why it ultimately succeeds. It’s a magickal time, full of yearning and longing and self-discovery. Friendships are so close and intimate, in a way they will never be again once adulthood sets in. It’s no wonder that young girls and women are often accused of being witches. And also lesbians.

To punish Miranda for her transgressions, Mrs. Appleway keeps Sara from attending the picnic at Hanging Rock, knowing this will hurt Miranda more than simply keeping her from going. This offers us an insight into what a cold, calculating, sometimes cruel woman Mrs. Appleway can be. She punishes Sara while her classmates are away, while simultaneously grilling her to find out more about a secret revealed earlier in the episode. Mrs. Appleway’s past is catching up with her. “Retribution is coming,” she mutters to herself, in the scene’s final, apocalyptic moments.

During the lazing, idyllic picnic, most of the girls drift off, in the ethereal, otherworldliness of Hanging Rock. Irma, Madeleine, and Marion do not, instead going to explore the rock, followed by the dowdy Myrtle. Myrtle would be the one to sound the alarm after the three young girls simply vanish without a trace.

We’re left to wonder what might have happened. We’ve already seen that Hanging Rock is a strange place, indeed. Watches stop. Compasses don’t work. The wind whispers like windchimes, casting a strange faerie magick.

The underpinnings of a Gothic murder mystery also seem to be manifesting. We wonder which it might turn out to be?

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These shifting tones are part of what makes Episode 1 of Picnic At Hanging Rock such a bonkers surreal trip. Which brings us back to the original question: what does Amazon’s remake of Picnic At Hanging Rock improve upon from the original?

We wouldn’t say ‘improve upon,’ per se. More like ‘occupying a similar cultural niche.’ Peter Weir’s 1975 epitomized the soft focus, subjective, eerie, earthy glamour of the 1970s. Amazon’s update shows us stylish, feminist, arthouse psychedelia in 2018. Any scene could be tailor-made for a Lana Del Rey video, as one reviewer pointed out, while the hyper-saturated colors make you feel you’re on a lot of drugs, slightly burning your retinas in the most delicious way imaginable.

Other visual elements – notably the costumery and camera angles – are quite in keeping with the original. Both feature wonky camera angles, to add to the uncanniness and surreality, as well as high shots, low shots, distant shots framing the girls in the landscape like a tableaux. It’s a stylish look that will make you want to pause and screenshot every other second (as well as take notes for your moodboards) but it also serves the story, seeming to hint at the role that girls and women play in late-Victorian Australia.

So far, style and substance are evenly played, making us eager to see what happens next.

Outstanding performances, killer set design, interesting characters with lots of socian dynamics, and lavish attention to period detail which is also overlooked when need be, prevent this from being yet another stodgy period piece.]

Watch Season 1 Of Picnic At Hanging Rock on Amazon Prime.

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